walter | he/him | 50 | poly | bisexual lesbian | cisgender and proud

interests:
-chemistry
-meth
-divorcing my wife
-mentally abusing jesse pinkman
-watching jane die
-getting sticked (with broken plates)
-cooking mama
-undertale

music:
-the spice girls
-golden girls
-persona one soundtrack
-impregnating my wife

kins (doubles are factkin for all)
-HEISENBERG <3 (i am delusional and literally think i am him)
-holly white
-albert einstein
-luckilylatte (instagram influencer/my rock)
-persona5voiceovers on instagram
-honyami.va (instagram baddie)
-rocko (rocko’s modern life)
-obama
-jimmy neutron (jimmy neutron)
-leonard hofsteddar
-andrew kreis (identity v)
-ninja (tyler blevins)
-walter white
-hal (malcom’s dad)
-spiderman (into the spiderverse)
-willy wonka (only jonny depp’s version)
-tuco
-robbie rotten (lazy town)

my boyfriends

i’m in a poly relationship with jesse, saul, mike, and hank! jesse and saul and mike are all dating each other too but hank is just with me and marie (im not dating marie she looks like a minecraft steve ew) i don’t know what I’d do without them <3 gomey from the dea scares me though, i’m worried he’s gonna take my hanky-poo

jesse, ur so sexy and such a twink, ily!
saul, ur so sexy and such a primate, ily!
mike, ur so sexy and such a funny man, ily!
hank, ur so sexy and such a hung man, ily!

dni:
-ur named skyler (fuck u)
-ur named ted (FUCK YOU)
-ur
-ur from the dea (and aren’t hank <3 )
-ur tuco’s family members
-u think bisexual lesbians are invalid (fuck u)
-u think i cant be cis and polyamorous

password:
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